The Lelo Alibi set is a luxurious gift pack that is all about secrecy and keeping things hidden. This pack will quickly become your new clandestine lover. It’s a classic set that gleefully reminds me of Robert Browning’s clandestine love in his two part poem Meeting at Night and Parting at Morning. When this poem first came out, it was widely condemned for being immoral through its erotic depiction of two lovers meeting clandestinely at night, and then parting for their separate ways in the morning, and it’s a poem that speaks perfectly to the sentiment of the Lelo Alibi Gift Set.
Meeting At Night
The grey sea and the long black land;
And the yellow half-moon large and low;
And the startled little waves that leap
In fiery ringlets from their sleep,
As I gain the cove with pushing prow,
And quench its speed in the slushy sand.
Then a mile of warm sea-scented beach;
Three fields to cross till a farm appears;
A tap at the pane, the quick sharp scratch
And blue spurt of a lighted match,
And a voice less loud, thro' its joys and fears,
Than the two hearts beating each to each!
Parting At Morning
Round the cape of a sudden came the sea,
And the sun looked over the mountain's rim –
And straight was a path of gold for him,
And the need of a world of men for me.
You can analyse this delightful poem however the most common understanding of the poem is its erotic imagery of the act of sexual activity and references sexual activity through the various senses – and this is precisely what the Lelo Alibi set does.
What’s In The Lelo Alibi Set?
The Alibi is all about secrecy, and the midnight black colour of the three pieces of the set speak about the passionate mysteries of the night. Firstly, the pack includes the delightfully discreet Mia 2. Now this waterproof USB charged vibrator is certainly something with which you could take on a passionate rendezvous by the beach and not have a chance of ruining it, so long as the vibrator is kept on the shore that is and does not go deeper than a metre. The Mia 2 is one of the most discreet vibrators on the market. Designed to look like a tube of lipstick, its small stature is easily hidden within the pouch of a purse or ones clutch. It is a vibrator which offers precise pleasure to the exact spot that you need it to provide it to, and it does it exquisitely through it’s gorgeous design and moderately powered vibrating bullet.
The discreet offering by Lelo is a perfect accessory for a person to add to their boudoir collection and isn’t necessarily seeking the most powerful of vibrations. It’s made of an ABS plastic with soft silicone buttons, and a small cap end through which the USB recharger is located. The device, being made of an ABS plastic and having no grip support, can sometimes be a little difficult to hold onto when you have lubricated fingers, but this would be my only gripe with this little powerhouse.
The controls are relatively simple – with a plus and minus button that will allow you to turn up and down the intensity accordingly. Curiously, once you reach the top intensity setting, you simply hold the plus button and it will change the vibration pattern. You cannot adjust the speed of the vibration pattern and instead you are limited by the Pre-set pattern speeds. This didn’t concern me that much because I much prefer a continuous vibration setting anyway.
The Alibi Gift Set also comes with the very discreet Luna Beads noir. These small black and stylish Kegel exercisers are designed to tighten, tone and strengthen the PVC muscles. Kegel muscles will naturally weaken with various life events and time, but the primary factors are pregnancy, childbirth and weight gain. There are many benefits to the strengthening of the Kegel muscles through exercising and the brilliant thing is that they can be done at any time of the day, and anywhere, without anyone noticing.
The Luna Beads Noir are Kegel exercisers that not only assist in bladder control, incontinence and blood flow, but are also responsible for delivering truly insane and powerful orgasms through the increased muscle control. The Luna Beads are ideal for people new to clandestine work outs and come in a size of 29mm for each ball and at a weight of 37 grams. One of the beads will have a 3inch nylon cord attached to it if you want to use the ball as a single, or alternatively you can pop both of the balls in a silicone cradle and use them both at the same time. Simply feed the string into the hole in the cradle for easy removal, pop the other ball in its cradle – use the Lelo personal moisturiser to lubricate and pop them in. Once that’s done, continue with your daily tasks and you’ll be working out the entire time. Just keep in mind that when you first start using them they have the potential to fall out at inopportune moments while you build up your muscles and not to wear them for long periods of time when you first start exercising. Like all work outs, start off slow and build up your strength.